My instructions for Vivian’s birthday cake were that it was to be a “Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate cake.” This is neither the prettiest or most imaginative cake I have made but it’s the most chocolate.
The cake (#1 chocolate) is my Extreme Chocolate Cake, which is universally loved and complimented, (by me also.) The frosting is new to me, a cream cheese chocolate frosting (#2 chocolate.) It is whipped up into a lighter, less sweet frosting when compared to my usual buttercream frosting. (My fav, however, is Italian Meringue.) The top of the cake is covered with chocolate shards (#3 chocolate) created during my failed attempt to make chocolate tubes. To be continued.
Around the bottom of the cake are shortbread cookies, shaped like 7’s with a chocolate foot (#4 chocolate.) Mission accomplished and she was very happy. (Me too.) There is also a golden shortbread trophy on the top as a result of her fabulous year swimming.

Extreme Chocolate Cake
Makes two 9” round cakes and can be scaled up, as this cake was
INGREDIENTS
• 2 cups white sugar
• 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
• 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
• 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
• 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 2 eggs
• 1 cup milk
• 1/2 cup vegetable oil
• 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
• 1 cup boiling water
METHOD
- Preheat oven to 350⁰F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 9 inch cake pans.
- Use the first set of ingredients to make the cake. In a medium bowl, stir together the sugar, flour, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Add the eggs, milk, oil and vanilla, mix for 3 minutes with an electric mixer. Stir in the boiling water by hand. Pour evenly into the two prepared pans.
- Bake for 30 to 35 minutes in the preheated oven, until a toothpick inserted comes out clean or 205⁰F internal temp. Cool for 10 minutes before removing from pans to cool completely.
Chocolate Cream Cheese Frosting – Sally
INGREDIENTS
• 339g (12 oz) full-fat brick cream cheese, softened to room temperature*
• 170g (¾ c; 12 Tbl) unsalted butter, softened to room temperature
• 420g (3½ c) confectioners’ sugar
• 55g (⅔ c) unsweetened natural or dutch-process cocoa powder
• 1 tsp pure vanilla extract
• 1–2 tbl heavy cream
• pinch salt
METHOD
- In a large bowl using a stand mixer fitted with a paddle or whisk attachment, beat the cream cheese for 1 minute on high speed until completely smooth and creamy.
- Beat in the butter until combined. Add the confectioners’ sugar, cocoa powder, vanilla extract, 1 Tablespoon milk, and salt and beat on medium-high speed until combined and creamy.
- Add 1 more Tablespoon of milk to slightly thin out, if desired. Taste, then add another pinch of salt if desired.
- Cover and store leftover frosting for up to 5 days in the refrigerator or up to 3 months in the freezer. After freezing, thaw in the refrigerator then beat the frosting for a few seconds so it’s creamy again.
Notes
- Make Ahead Instructions: Cover and store leftover frosting for up to 5 days in the refrigerator or up to 3 months in the freezer. After freezing, thaw in the refrigerator then beat the frosting for a few seconds so it’s creamy again.
- Tip for Piping Cream Cheese Frosting: Refrigerate the frosting inside the piping bag for at least 30 minutes prior to piping. Cream cheese frosting holds its shape much better when it’s piped cold.
- This recipe is enough to frost 18-24 cupcakes, one 9×13-inch sheet cake, or one 3 layer cake.